There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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