The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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