So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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