I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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