on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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