no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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