insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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