just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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