who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I need moral support for this bender
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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