I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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