Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
