yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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