problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Randomize
