She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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