yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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