SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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