he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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