Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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