what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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