i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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