Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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