doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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