Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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