I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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You. Win. At. Life.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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