You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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