This is not my ceiling
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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