Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You ate ashes out of my bong
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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