That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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