is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i think im in europe. pls send help
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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