Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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