Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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