Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
