nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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