im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?