we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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