somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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