We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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