Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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