it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
