i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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