I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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