I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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