We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I cannot find my penis.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
This is classic penis vs brain.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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