summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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