No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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