She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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