well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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