i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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