the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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