I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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