You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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