Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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