PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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