physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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