You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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