hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I faked an abortion last night.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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